Love or hate them, you cannot deny that chat-up lines provide excellent
entertainment. The classic chat-up line can make or break a shark attack. Whether it’s a line you’ve heard before or a completely new dazzler, for comedic value alone, chat-up lines always seem to bring a smile to our faces (even if that is a smile of ridicule).
Northern Ireland Craic thought we would share our favourite chat-up lines with you – feel free to use them, although
Northern Ireland Craic is not responsible for the result.
- Are you French because Eiffel for you.
- 2Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- 3Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- 4Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- 5You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- 6 What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
- If you were a steak you would be well done.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
- Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
