Love or hate them, you cannot deny that chat-up lines provide excellent entertainment. The classic chat-up line can make or break a shark attack. Whether it’s a line you’ve heard before or a completely new dazzler, for comedic value alone, chat-up lines always seem to bring a smile to our faces (even if that is a smile of ridicule). Northern Ireland Craic thought we would share our favourite chat-up lines with you – feel free to use them, although Northern Ireland Craic is not responsible for the result.
Are you French because Eiffel for you.
2Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
3Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
4Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
5You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
6 What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
